funny shero shayari in english

       funny shero shayari in english

mohabbat funny shayari in english

Read Here New Funny Shayari in Hindi,, Best Funny SMS, Shayari,  Funny Shayari for Friend, Girlfriend, Husband or Wife. for Whatsapp and Facebook. Latest Funny Shayari Collection in English Font.

mohabbat funny shayari

  Vo aaj bhi hume

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain

Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,

Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

        jannat mein takra gaye —————————————
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Santa Singh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!



       Yeh jo haseeno  —————————————
Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,
ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,
na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,
tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai
—————————————


      Apni Surat ka kabhi 

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tadap raha hu kabhi to apna pyaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de
—————————————

          Kabhi kabhi mere

 Kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai

kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai …

ke kyon kabhi kabhi mere dil mein khayal aata hai?

hahaha.

     Jab tota …
…

Jab tota huwa dirty

tote se boli mena

jab tota huwa dirty

tote se boli mena

why u worry?????

surf excel hai na!!.

         PANI AANE

PANI AANE KI BAAT KARTE HO

DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HO 

CHAR DIN SE MOOH NAHI DHOIYA

TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HO |



   Jis taraf dekho

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

Jis taraf dekho apka hi naam hai

upar likha hai most wanted

neeche 25 paise ka inaam hai



      usne mehndi laga

usne mehndi laga rakhi thi

humne uski doli utha rakhi thi

hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi

issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi

comedy funny shayari

      Ishq Me Dekh Tera

Ishq Me Dekh Tera Kya Haal Ho Gaya,

Badan Se Badbu Maar Rahi Hai,

Tujhe Nahaye Hue Zamana Ho Gaya.

Internet par ladki pataayi

Internet par ho gayi sagaayi

Internet par divorce ho gaya

Is bahaane computer ka course ho gaya

      PYAR MAIN KISI 

PYAR MAIN KISI NE DHOKHA KHAYA
TO KISI NE KASAM KHAI  HAi

 TUM WO MAJNOO H o

JIS NE SIRF LAAT KHAI HAI

       Dekha tujhe to

Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,

Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,

Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,

Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!


       Na ishq karna 

Na ishq karna mere yaar

ye ladkiya bahut satati hai

na karna in par aitbar

ye kharch bahut karwati hai

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

or number mera lagati hai


    mTeri yaad mein hune

mTeri yaad mein hune kalam uthaayi

Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi

Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge

Magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi

Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi

Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi

Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi..

    Pyaar Ise Kehte Hain

Jawani ko zindage ki nikhaar kehte hain,

pathjad ko chaman ka majdhaar kehte hain,

Ajeeb chalan hain duniya ka yaaro,

Ek Dhoka hain Jise hum sab PYAAR kehte hain!


           Agar wo aa jayegi

Hum aise aashik hain jo gulab ko kamal bana denge,

Uski har adaa par ghazal bana denge,

Agar wo aa jayegi meri zindagi me,

To lalu ki kasam Bihar me bhi Tajmahal bana denge.


         DOSTI KI KADAR

DOSTI KI KADAR KARTE HAI HUM

AASMA MEIN SITARE HAI JITNE

YAKIN NA HO TO CALL KAR KE DEKHLO

BAAT KARENGEY AAPKE MOBILE MEIN PAISE HO JITNE



         Woh marne wala

Majnu ko Laila ka SMS nahi aaya

Usne 3 din se khana nahi khaya.

Woh marne wala hai Laila ke pyar mein,

Aur Laila baithi hai SMS free hone ke 

        intezar mein.

Har gali phoolon se saja rakhi hai,

Har chowk pe ladkiyan bitha rakhi hai,

Na jane kis raste se aap aaoge,

Isliye har ladki ko ek-ek raakhi thama rakhi hai.

Mail is Composed and Sent by

Syed Hassan Ali 

    Mohabbat ho gayee hai

Duniya badal gayi hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Nikalna ho gaya sabka band chatting se
Kyunki hoti hain ab to setting chatting se
Ho jaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare matlab chatting se
Ho rahein hain badnam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein
humse chatting se
Kehtay hain key aati hai English chatting se
Ashiqe kehta hai ho gayi hai English
kharab chatting se Hoti thi
bari dhoom dhaam se shadi Nikah ho raha hain
ab chatting se
Ab to aisa lagta hai key janab
Mohabbat ho gayee hai chatting se !


mohabbat funny shayari in english

               Agar waha me

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…

Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…


        kutton ke sardar 

Arz hai unki galiyon ke chakkar kaat kaatte

kutte hamare yaar ho gaye,

wo to hamare na ho sake par hum

kutton ke sardar ho gaye


           Zakhm chahe kitne
…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,

hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,

Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,

hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.


       Tujhe yaad kar

Tum paas hot to tujhpe pyar aata hai,

Tum door ho to tera intezaar satata hai.

Kya kahe is dil ki haalat ki,

Tujhe yaad kar karke hume bukhaar ho jaata hai.


    Amiri ke khwab Dekhne

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,

Baap ne kabhi Pager nahi dekha,

aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!


      insan se kahin 

Mandir mein jap karta hoon,

Masjid mein adab karta hoon,

insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun

isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon



             Hotho se jo choo 

Hotho se jo choo liya,Ehsaas Aab tak hai,

Aankhe Nam hai, Aur sanso mein Aag aab tak hain…

Aur kyo na ho… Khayi Bhi to ‘HARI Mirchi…’hai…

Andhe ke hath me “TORCH”,

Bahare ke hath me “RADIO”,

Gunge ke hath me “MIKE”,

AUR AAP KE HATH ME “MOBILE”

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

       hume mat dhundo

Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,

Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me,

hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me,

hum milenge tumhe fir kisi,

free SMS ki scheme me.

     `Mubarak ho Aapko 

Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,

Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,

Mubarak ho Aapko nayi subhah,

Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai

funny long shayari  


      aapke Diwane Bane

`

Najre Jhuki to Paimane bane,

Dil tute to Maikhane bane,

Kuch to jaroor khas hai aap mein..

Hum yoon hi nahi aapke Diwane Bane…


       Par jo bhi ho yar,

`

Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas ho tum,

Buddhe ka Chyawanprash ho tum,

Idiot stupid bakwas ho tum,

Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost Jhakaas ho tum…



         yaad aati hai, 

`

Lehar aati hai, kinare se palat jati hai,

yaad aati hai, dil mein simat jati hai,

don! o mein farakh sirf itna hai,

lehar bewaqt aati hai, aur yaad har waqt aati hai.



         yaad ayega ,

`

jab dosti ki dastaan waqt sunayega,

hum ko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega ,

tab bhool jayenge zindagi ke gamon ko ,

jab AAp ke saath guzra waqt yaad ayega

`

pade bhi to kya pade

Kabhi badli hui takdir nazar ati hai,

yado ki bas ek zanjir nazar ati hai ,

pade bhi to kya pade

yaar- mujhe mobile me bhi teri tasveer nazar ati hai

            phool ne mali 

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,

phool ne mali ko khas banaya,

chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,

kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…

           Jab Tum Par Bhi

Mere Dost Tum Bhi Likha Karo Shayari

Tumhara Bhi Meri Tarah Naam Ho Jayega

Jab Tum Par Bhi Padenge Ande Aur Tamatar

To Shaam Ki Sabji Ka Intajaam Ho Jayega

     Manzil ki taraf

Manzil ki taraf badhte raho.

Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno,

peeche walon ko age na jaane do

aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo.

Tabhi 1 acche Truck Driver banoge. 

Unke Bewafai Par Wafa Hum Karenge

Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda Hum Karenge

Itna Chaha Phir Bhi Yakeen Nahin

Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya Karenge



           Mere Jineke Liye

`

Mere Jineke Liye Tera Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .

Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye ! Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.

Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,

Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri Muskaan hi Kafi Hai


         Humari dosti 

`

  Ittefaq se hum mile,

 Ittefaq se aap hume pasand aaye,

Ittefaq se hum dost bane,

Humari dosti ab ittefaq nahi,

Zindagi ki khoobsurat hakikat hai.



              Apne deewano ko

`

Yun durr reh! kar duriyon ko badaya nahi karte,

Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,

Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,

Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte.



            Milne ki umang 

`

Zamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,

Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,

Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,

Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu.

`

            Par haay re meri 

Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hai,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baite hai,

Par haay re meri futi kismat,

Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi.



           Bekabu hai dil fir 

Bekabu hai dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,

Khali hao botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,

Majburi to dekho is dil ki.

Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.


              Dil to dil tha 

`

Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya,

Durr itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya,

Dil to dil tha samundar ka sahil nahi,

Likh diya naam to fir mitaya na gaya.


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